I'll Have What She's Having

"A banana a day keeps the..., no wait, an orange a day, or is it an apple? Damn, girl how's that thang go again?"

Breaking Her In

Breaking in a new girl-toy sometimes requires a lot of patience. 

Even after harnessing her breasts with painfully-tight ropes, she may still exhibit ornery behavior.

 

But the Nipple Press almost always gets her attention.

Points of Her Own, Sitting Way Up High

"Way up firm and high."

(So says a Bob Seger song.)

Uber is Great

You never know who your next passenger is going to be.