Oh, That Ass!

Although I would love the chance to replace that dildo, truthfully I would settle for just being in the room to see this.

Triangle of Venus

Many years ago I saw a 1980's Eurotrash flick called "Triangle of Venus" (a/k/a "Island of 1000 Delights"), and this sultry babe named Kelly Stewart fits that description oh, so well.

Exquisite Boobs

Could I possibly say anything that would add to this?  I think not.

Vintage Bush

There's something to be said for old-school.